You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story.
Pal I’m the bad guy in MY story
WARNING: My brain is a terrifying place. I apologize in advance if I cause any mental scaring
Fact: Bisexuals don’t need to pick a side, however, when they reach the age of 12, they must pick a sword. It’s an ancient ritual.
how to make it abundantly clear that I am 100% not straight and still pass as male
I don’t give a fuck, a shit, and you better believe I don’t give a single damn
but do you give any. hells
fgod damnit. you weren’t supposed to ask me that. I do.